Plz give me the strength to write cruel truths without flinching or pity.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
don’t fall in love with people like me
you will never be able to sit on a couch again without feeling sad
when i leave you will understand why ann taylor gives their pants lady names
also you’ll get your red wings
storms are named after women you probable ugly
i don’t follow anyone i don’t like, in fact, i try not to follow people who follow people i don’t like. gotta keep myself a solid two degrees of separation from wackness and nincompoopery at all times.
i didn’t put that shit on the wall btw my roommate is an Owl Person
hand me a blanket and sprinkle me with just a little angel dust and what do you got? the mothman