Plz give me the strength to write cruel truths without flinching or pity.

premierbonheur:

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

don’t fall in love with people like me

you will never be able to sit on a couch again without feeling sad

when i leave you will understand why ann taylor gives their pants lady names

also you’ll get your red wings 

storms are named after women you probable ugly

↖ is fake and gay
rainer werner airbinder

i don’t follow anyone i don’t like, in fact, i try not to follow people who follow people i don’t like. gotta keep myself a solid two degrees of separation from wackness and nincompoopery at all times.

eviscerateyoungcaptain:

Dear public art fund give us a kiss

i didn’t put that shit on the wall btw my roommate is an Owl Person

hand me a blanket and sprinkle me with just a little angel dust and what do you got? the mothman